With this first blog I do not wish to start a fight or a problem with any man or young adult who may read this (I'm not really worried because no one will probably read this). All you ladies out there thinking about turning away shouldn't, because it could have a profound effect on you when dealing with past relationship issues or in the future with child-rearing. My problem is with all the creepy nice guys out there, and you know who you are. You filth who use your Bill Clinton soft-power swagger to deceive women into thinking that you are the proverbial "ish". Well the gig is up, and I am telling the world about you. All of this in hopes that we can solve this, man to man.
You are the loser who was at the parties when you were younger, or now, who was/is not the best looking guy in the room or had the lamest personality and received zero play. From time to time (aka every year or two) you would hook up with some random drunk chick, which would fill your ego tank until the next random loser hook-up, but you always preyed on that one weak girl, the conservative girl. Usually within a peer group there is that one girl who either is saving herself for marriage, does not really drink, smoke anything, or do any drugs (several of which I do and do not condone). When approached, harassed, and heckled by her peers the creep would normally console the unsuspecting victim by saying, "It's cool Mckenzie, I'm saving myself for marriage too, don't let those guys get to yah", while waiting for that one sign of weakness....the twinkle in the eye. The creeps who constantly pulled that move were slimy grease ball snakes, just trying to get laid. Thank some venerable being for the guys who would see and stop this nonsense and swoop in and save this girl from doing anything with the creep, while trying to get laid themself. There has to be a balance, right Star Wars fans?
My other issue is with the artsy goofs who believe you have to understand a woman and use that slime ball game to get laid also. Listen up, men and women are both the same creature who both more than likely love some kind of art, would love their children, and all the same things but in different ways. But you pull your creep game to get laid, you deceptive punk. When I hear you spitting your venom on your next possible victim I pray for the silver back man of the jungle to enter the room beating his chest and throwing feces everywhere. All of this in the hope to blow up your wretched ploy to take advantage of her weakness and smear your slimy lust over the heart of the young maiden.
Also, don't be that creep, or group of creeps that wears the pink polo. I am totally aware that you are secure with you sexuality, as am I. But stop doing it, we all know its some trick in the hope of looking different to get laid. Whether you and your creepy friends set up a pink plan or you do it yourself to be different it is recognized that "your sh*t is weak" and are quite possibly a creep. Look at old crews from back in the day, if they dressed together they all looked fly, not pink. You and your friends will not increase your chances of getting laid by matching all your pinks together you fems.
I sincerely hope we have all learned a lesson today. Guys, cut that slime ball stuff out, be yourself and run game. Ladies, I hope you have read carefully and remember to watch out for this most vile of creatures. For you and you daughters sake keep a watchful eye.
